Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Democracy.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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