antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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