- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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