Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Balls

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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