- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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