A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Tall asians

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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