- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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