- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

homosexual rights to marriage

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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