- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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