- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

the economy.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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