Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Albino African Americans

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A bar walks into a man

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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