- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

One, two, three, four and five

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

God is real.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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