Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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