- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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