What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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tea with milk?

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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