- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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