- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

i like it in the mouth

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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