- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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