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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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