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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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