a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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a man checks his mypsace

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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