Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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