Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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