- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

No antijoke here.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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