I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Anti Joke

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