What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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