A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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bangers and mash?

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I Have a Black Friend

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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