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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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