- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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