whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Anti Joke

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