- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

A black man walks out of a police station

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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