Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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