Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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womens rights

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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I'm Coming

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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i'm hard

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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