- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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