Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Error 37.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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