- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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