What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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