Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock knock, COME IN!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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