Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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