- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

i'm hard

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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