- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

i'm hard

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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