- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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