What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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