- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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