I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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