A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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