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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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