- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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