Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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