What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

So a bar walks into a man...

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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