what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A man goes to the potty.

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A guy walks into a bar

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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12 niqqa 12.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

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