- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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