- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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