- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

God is real.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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