- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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