- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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