- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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