- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

George W. Bush

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

God is real.

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