I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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