How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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