Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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