THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Poop

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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