- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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