Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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