Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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