What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Emily Walker.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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