- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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