- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."