- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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