- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

roses are red poo is poo

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

i'm hard

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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