Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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