Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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