How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Knock, knock. Come in.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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