Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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womens rights.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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