- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I'm so punny.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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