- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eric is gay Ha

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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