- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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