- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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