Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

No your aunties a joke

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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