- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

roses are red poo is poo

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

i'm hard

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead