Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

So a bar walks into a man...

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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