- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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