- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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