- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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