What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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